Hacker T-Shirt – I Read Your Emails Funny Gothic Tech Tee
Crack the code of style with Electric Hellfire’s Hacker T-Shirt – I Read Your Emails Funny Gothic Tech Tee. This bold unisex tee features the sly slogan “I Read Your Emails” in a glitchy, neon-accented gothic font, perfect for IT pros, cybersecurity champs, and tech rebels who love dark humor with a 1337 edge. Ideal for casual outings, tech meetups, or gifting to your favorite coder, it’s a must-have to haunt the digital shadows and spook the normies with your Electric Hellfire flair.
Crafted from a premium 100% cotton fabric (50% cotton, 50% polyester for heather shades), this tee offers a classic, relaxed fit with a seamless collar for all-day comfort. Its fade-resistant print and reinforced shoulders keep your hacker cred sharp. Available in sizes S–5XL, this limited-edition piece is a wicked addition to Electric Hellfire’s gothic tribe.
Key Features:
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Dark Humor Design: “I Read Your Emails” in a glitchy gothic font with neon accents for a techy, spooky vibe.
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Premium Comfort: 100% cotton (50% cotton, 50% polyester for heather shades) for soft, durable wear.
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Vibrant Print: Fade-resistant design retains its bold look through washing.
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Unisex Classic Fit: Seamless collar and shoulder tape for timeless comfort, perfect for tech events or gifting.
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Size Range: Available in sizes S–5XL for inclusive sizing.
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F), gentle cycle, mild detergent; tumble dry low. Non-chlorine bleach as needed. Do not iron or dry clean to preserve the print.
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Packaging: Ships in eco-friendly packaging; minor creases may occur but will smooth out with wear.
Sizing Note: Listed in US sizes. Check our size guide for precise measurements.
Hack the wardrobe with Electric Hellfire’s Hacker T-Shirt – I Read Your Emails Funny Gothic Tech Tee. Limited edition — grab yours now before it vanishes into the dark web! Shop today and let your gothic wit crash the system. 🖤💾
⚡ Electric Hellfire Heavy Cotton Tee — Size Guide (US)
| Size | Body Chest (measure yourself) | Shirt Length (garment) | Sleeve (center-back) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 34 – 36 in | 28 in | 15.1 in |
| M | 38 – 40 in | 29 in | 16.5 in |
| L | 42 – 44 in | 30 in | 18 in |
| XL | 46 – 48 in | 31 in | 19.5 in |
| 2XL | 50 – 52 in | 32 in | 21 in |
| 3XL | 54 – 56 in | 33 in | 22.4 in |
| 4XL | 58 – 60 in | 34 in | 23.7 in |
| 5XL | 62 – 64 in | 35 in | 25 in |
How to Use It
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Measure Your Chest – Tape around the fullest part of your chest/torso.
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Pick Your Size – Match your chest to the first column.
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Check Length/Sleeve – Use the last two columns to see how that size will drape on you.