My Abs Are Like Ghosts Softstyle T-Shirt – Funny Gothic Workout Tee
My abs are like ghosts… they don’t exist.
From Electric Hellfire comes a softstyle t-shirt that pairs dark humor with everyday comfort. Featuring the brutally honest phrase “My Abs Are Like Ghosts They Don’t Exist,” this tee is made for anyone who approaches fitness (or avoids it) with a strong sense of sarcasm.
Soft, lightweight, and comfortable from the first wear, it’s perfect for the gym, running errands, or just embracing the void where your abs should be.
Available Colors:
Black • Navy • Royal • Sport Grey • Military Green • Dark Heather • Heather Military Green • White • Heather Grey
Product Details:
- Soft 100% ring-spun cotton
- Classic unisex fit with crew neck
- Tear-away label for comfort
- Ethically sourced US cotton, OEKO-TEX certified
- High-quality print that holds up wash after wash
Great for workouts, casual days, or gifting to the friend who trains hard and laughs harder.
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Do not iron the design.
Wear the struggle proudly.
Add the My Abs Are Like Ghosts Softstyle T-Shirt to your cart and own the abs that aren’t there.
Electric Hellfire Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt — US Size Chart
Our Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt features a classic unisex fit and is available in sizes XS–5XL.
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.00" | 27.00" | 7.99" |
| S | 18.00" | 28.00" | 8.23" |
| M | 20.00" | 29.00" | 8.50" |
| L | 22.00" | 30.00" | 8.74" |
| XL | 24.00" | 31.00" | 9.02" |
| 2XL | 26.00" | 32.00" | 9.25" |
| 3XL | 28.00" | 33.00" | 9.49" |
| 4XL | 30.00" | 34.00" | 9.72" |
| 5XL | 32.00" | 35.00" | 9.96" |
Measurement tolerance: Up to ±1.5"
How to Measure
For the best fit, compare these measurements with a shirt you already own that fits you well.
Width: Lay the shirt flat and measure straight across the chest from armpit to armpit.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem.
Sleeve Length: Measure from the shoulder seam to the end of the sleeve.
Important: These are garment measurements, not body measurements. Because this is a unisex style, the fit may vary depending on your body shape and preferred fit.