Type O Negative Bumper Sticker – Red Water Christmas Mourning
Drown out the holiday cheer with Electric Hellfire’s Type O Negative Bumper Sticker – Red Water Christmas Mourning. This wickedly witty vinyl decal boasts the slogan “Yes, I’m Driving Slow. I’m Emotionally Processing Red Water (Christmas Mourning)” in a haunting gothic font, perfect for goths who swap Christmas lights for existential dread. Ideal for cars, laptops, water bottles, or your haunted Honda, it’s a must-have for Type O Negative fans and dark souls who revel in seasonal melancholy. Stick it on and let the honks fuel your brooding vibe.
Crafted from premium water-resistant vinyl with a matte finish, this durable sticker withstands rain, snow, and crushing holiday expectations while keeping its somber colors vibrant. Its waterproof adhesive and easy-peel backing ensure effortless application for indoor or outdoor use. This limited-edition decal is a collector’s gem for Electric Hellfire’s gothic tribe.
Key Features:
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Dark Humor Design: “Yes, I’m Driving Slow. I’m Emotionally Processing Red Water (Christmas Mourning)” in a gothic font for instant Type O Negative cred.
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Durable Material: Premium water-resistant vinyl with matte finish, resistant to water, sunlight, and scratches.
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Versatile Use: Perfect for cars, laptops, water bottles, or gear, ideal for goth rock and dark humor style.
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Easy Application: Waterproof sticky adhesive with easy-peel backing for hassle-free customization.
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Limited Edition: Exclusive Electric Hellfire design for goth and horror fans.
Care Instructions:
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Clean surface before applying for best adhesion. Use a soft, clean, dry cloth to gently brush dust or dirt from the center outwards. Avoid extreme heat during application.
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Packaging: Ships in eco-friendly packaging; store flat to prevent curling.
Mourn the holidays with Electric Hellfire’s Type O Negative Bumper Sticker – Red Water Christmas Mourning. Limited stock — grab yours now before it vanishes into the winter gloom! Shop today and let your goth soul haunt the road. 🖤🎄