{"product_id":"my-abs-are-like-ghosts-racerback-tank","title":"My Abs Are Like Ghosts Racerback Tank – Funny Gothic Workout Tank","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eMy abs are like ghosts… they don’t exist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eFrom Electric Hellfire comes the ultimate dark-humor workout tank. This ultra-light women’s racerback features the unapologetic phrase \u003cstrong\u003e“My Abs Are Like Ghosts They Don’t Exist”\u003c\/strong\u003e — perfect for anyone who shows up to train with more sarcasm than six-pack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eSoft, breathable, and built for movement, this gothic-inspired tank lets you laugh through the burn while keeping a strong alternative edge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable Colors:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack • Midnight Navy • Purple • Red • Cardinal Red • Royal Blue • White • Heather Grey\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExtra-light fabric (60% combed ring-spun cotton \/ 40% polyester)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic fit with scooped neckline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams + self-fabric binding for shape and comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear-away label for a scratch-free feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-quality print that stays vibrant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eIdeal for lifting, yoga, running, or everyday wear. A must-have for gothic fitness lovers and anyone who owns their “ghost abs” energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMachine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Do not iron the design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eWear the struggle proudly.\u003cbr\u003eAdd the My Abs Are Like Ghosts Racerback Tank to your cart and own the abs that aren’t there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e⚡ Electric Hellfire Racerback Tank — Women’s Size Guide (US)\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"group TyagGW_tableContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"TyagGW_tableWrapper flex flex-col-reverse w-fit\"\u003e\n\u003ctable class=\"w-fit min-w-(--thread-content-width)\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth class=\"last:pe-10\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth class=\"last:pe-10\"\u003eBust (around body)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth class=\"last:pe-10\"\u003eBody Length (from 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