My Abs Are Like Ghosts T-Shirt & Racerback Tank – Funny Gothic Workout
My abs are like ghosts… they don’t exist.
From Electric Hellfire comes the ultimate dark-humor workout essential, now available in two styles so you can choose what fits your training (or lack of it).
Choose Your Style:
- Women’s Racerback Tank – Ultra-light and sporty for full range of motion
- Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt – Soft, classic, and everyday-ready
Available Colors (depending on style):
Black • Midnight Navy • Purple • Red • Cardinal Red • Royal Blue • White • Heather Grey • Navy • Royal • Sport Grey • Military Green • Dark Heather • Heather Military Green
Product Details:
Racerback Tank
- Extra-light fabric: 60% combed ring-spun cotton / 40% polyester
- Classic fit with scooped neckline
- Side seams + self-fabric binding
- Tear-away label for comfort
Softstyle Unisex Tee
- Soft 100% ring-spun cotton
- Classic fit with crew neck
- Tear-away label
- Ethically sourced US cotton, OEKO-TEX certified
Perfect for the gym, yoga, running, or just owning your “ghost abs” energy. A must-have for anyone who trains hard and laughs harder.
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Do not iron the design.
Wear the struggle proudly.Add the My Abs Are Like Ghosts T-Shirt or Racerback Tank to your cart and own the abs that aren’t there.
⚡ Electric Hellfire Racerback Tank — Women’s Size Guide (US)
| Size | Bust (around body) | Body Length (from shoulder) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27–29 in | 26.5–27 in |
| S | 30–32 in | 27–27.5 in |
| M | 33–35 in | 27.5–28 in |
| L | 36–38 in | 28–28.5 in |
| XL | 39–41 in | 28.5–29 in |
| 2XL | 42–44 in | 29–29.5 in |
Bust ranges are doubled from the flat “width” measurement and include about 1–1.5 inches of ease for a comfortable fit.
📏 How to Measure Yourself
- Bust – Wrap a soft measuring tape under your arms and around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it level across the back.
- Length – From the top of your shoulder straight down to where you’d like the hem to fall (for reference only; compare to chart for your height).
Electric Hellfire Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt — US Size Chart
Our Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt features a classic unisex fit and is available in sizes XS–5XL.
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.00" | 27.00" | 7.99" |
| S | 18.00" | 28.00" | 8.23" |
| M | 20.00" | 29.00" | 8.50" |
| L | 22.00" | 30.00" | 8.74" |
| XL | 24.00" | 31.00" | 9.02" |
| 2XL | 26.00" | 32.00" | 9.25" |
| 3XL | 28.00" | 33.00" | 9.49" |
| 4XL | 30.00" | 34.00" | 9.72" |
| 5XL | 32.00" | 35.00" | 9.96" |
Measurement tolerance: Up to ±1.5"
How to Measure
For the best fit, compare these measurements with a shirt you already own that fits you well.
Width: Lay the shirt flat and measure straight across the chest from armpit to armpit.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem.
Sleeve Length: Measure from the shoulder seam to the end of the sleeve.
Important: These are garment measurements, not body measurements. Because this is a unisex style, the fit may vary depending on your body shape and preferred fit.